The vacuum cleanser at my home almost makes me deaf.....

It is getting more and more noisy but it doesn't perform its supposing function well.


What on Earth should you be here? My dear vacuum cleanser.


I will replace you in very very soon future.


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Um.... a thought just comes across my mind - if I am a man, I change the 'it' to 'she' and 'vacuum cleanser' to 'wife' in above paragraph, it still make sense. Doesn't it?


Wakakakka!