Friday, March 23, 2007

That book of perfectly useless information

Have not shared my reading experience with you for a long time.

Recently I am reading many books concurrently. I hate to do it but I do not know why I can hardly concentrate on any of them.

One book is the Princess Diaries - After Eight... I can hardly have association with the book because it is really a book for teenagers, that means it targets readers who is at least 15 years younger than me, given that I am getting farther and farther from its prime audience age group.....

Another book is called 'That book of perfectly useless information', it is really silly but makes me burst into laugh many times. I love to read it when I commute back home by MTR.

There is one topic I laugh crazily and wanna share with you:

Unintentionally Funny (Actual) Newspaper Headline (Pg. 109 - 111 Michell Symons, 2006, That Book of Perfectly Useless Information)

'Cause of Aids found - scientists'
'Lawyers give poor free advice'
'Man found beaten, robbed by police'
'Blind woman gets new kidney from Dad she hasn't seen in years'
'Kicking baby considered to be healthy' (ahhahah, I couldn't help to laugh and almost pee...)
'Boys cause as many pregnancies as girls'
'Lung cancer in women mushrooms'
'Living together linked to divorce.' (successful marriage can be found among couples who don't live together???)
'Police search for witnesses to assault'

CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!

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